Long story short
Greyhound journey was 12 hours overnight.
It’s hard to find a comfy position to sleep.
You are awakened for a ‘break’ just as you go to sleep and have to get off the coach.
You arrive in Melbourne in a dazed state and have to sort out their tram system.
Which is impossible.
My friend had provided excellent clear instruction to navigate to his house.
He has already gone back to England.
His parents have stayed on from New Zealand to greet us.
We are going to stay in this house for one month. The parents go back to New Zeland tomorrow. It’s lovely, but a blooded volcano of a cold sore has erupted on my lip after the long journey.
No photos please!